so im hungover n e way since its a sunday...and iv strolled in2 the local supermarket to get myself a nice beverage since i was gaspin for liquid after abusin my self lastnite...so i purchase a nice bottle of tropicana...so i walkin out of the shop across the PEDESTRIAN crossing to then suddenly feel a massive thud on my hip...yes iv actually just been hit by a car...a toyota yaris at that driven by some relentless geriatric hu obv hates the youth of today...so there i am droppin and rolling about the floor lookin like sumit out of a bond film covering my entire being in OJ...ud think the little man wud come and help me but no...he doesnt even step out of his vehicle to offer a hand..im livid to say the least...so im ther drenched in oj...grit in my face and prob coverd in wateva shit is on the floor in broad day light...so i got up...ON MY OWN..and the twatty driver ust looks at me like im in his way...inconveniencin him in sum way...people all around starin at me like im sum sort of lunatic....inv never been so appauled in my life
the self righteous bastard.
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